Newfangled Thingamabobs

i have no words

(Source: self-absorbed-prick)

I wish that looking dumb and cute was just for the animal kingdom. Like these llamas, many girls think dumb is cute. You will never be llama-cute. You will just be dumb.

When your saggy tits can hold up a broom, it’s time to wear a bra. A sports bra. Or perhaps just wrap a tensor bandage around those sacks of flour. Nobody wants to see that.

Sometimes you can be a little too alternative. It looks like you have a vagina for a mouth.

solid sunday night

NXNE summed up

My favourite person

I’ve been talking a lot about politics these days….

(Source: bickov)

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